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The Faculty of Tryon University are proud to announce the
establishment of another, high quality, no child left behind,
Educational Department. Tryon University's very own Music
Department. A place to go where you can share some of the
"unique" music you remember hearing at Tryon University.
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Mr. T's Stack Of Stuff:
I know I am an old timer, but when I started teaching in the
early 1970s, the BIG SCARE was Global Cooling. We are on the
verge of a new ICE AGE, they said, and we all must stop this climate
change from happening. Don't believe me? The picture to the left
is from Time Magazine and their cover story about the new Ice
Age. Now I am no science guy and do not have a clue on what is
what, but do they? I can only look at things historically, so
CLICK HERE to view a page from Time Magazine explaining Global
Cooling. Notice the charts and how it is always America's fault.
The City Of Paris turned off the lights of the Eiffel Tower for
a few minutes to show how everyone must be aware of the problem
of Global Warming. Experts said the act of turning the lights
off and then on, used more energy then if they would have just
stayed on. I sure feel good about the awareness thing, though.
an effort to help feed his starving people. Kim Jung Il, the
Socialist leader of North Korea, has decided to import giant
rabbits from Germany......he bought 8.......8? to feed North
Korea?......but you know, those pesky rabbits
do multiply rather quickly...and the dogs in North Korea have to
be happy about this......OK, I think the picture was doctored a
The 10 Most Polluted Areas In The World......
3 are in Russia, 1 in Ukraine, 2 in China, 1 in Africa, 1 in
Peru, 1 in the Caribbean and 1 in India..........hmmmmmmm.... None
of the most polluted areas are in
capitalist nations. Capitalism has the money to clean up it's
messes, I guess.
The World's Third Largest Air Force is located in Tucson,
Arizona. It is called the Tucson Bone Yard and people may tour
it. Everyone of these planes can fly and they are held in
reserve in case they are ever needed gain. It is the only
department in the United States Air Force that makes a profit.
A Lady Bowls A 244....................She is legally blind and is
94 years old.
Born Without Ears.......Geeze, my cocker has them, but does not
seem to listen very well.
In the United Kingdom, the government is offering FREE
surgery for obese people to help with their
condition.........1000s of citizens are now gorging themselves with food so
they can qualify for the free gastric bypass operation.
New Invention..........Donuts with Caffeine.....so now
with the coffee and with these caffeinated donuts you can really
wake up for work.
A 23 foot python has eaten 11 dogs in a village........some
A man just received 1 year in prison for groping?.........
a mannequin......well, maybe groping was not the correct word.
PETA is being sued for cruelty to animals. They were
caught trying to get rid of dead dogs and cats by filling
garbage sacks with the dead animals and then dumping them. Some
PETA shelters put to sleep 1000s of pets a year.....Let's see,
if I did that wouldn't PETA be all over me?
Global Warming has now been linked to suicides and
Ex. President Jimmy Carter has said there are too many
Jewish people on the Holocaust Committee that oversees the
museum in Washington DC. So like what is the correct number Mr.
Ford Motor Company lost 12.7 BILLION dollars last
"The United States and Israel will soon be
destroyed!".......said The President of Iran.
A New England school has banned talking during
lunch........citing safety issues.......right......they said
they had a couple instances of choking this year....How about
banning eating during lunch? That would protect the students
Prince Charles is showing off his art work.....they are
putting his paintings next to Picasso's and Dahli's.......nice ego
Prince Charles has announced he is cancelling his annual
ski trip to Switzerland this year to do his part to prevent
Global Warming....I know I will sleep easier.....and I may
cancel my trip to Colo....
New study.....Half of Iowa HS linemen who play football
are OVERWEIGHT......No?....Really?.....what about the other
positions and sports?...I bet half of shot putters are
too....let's make a weight limit for linemen....Isn't age a
New Reality TV Program in Europe.....a dating game, but ALL
contestants must be physically disfigured......geeze......TV
stooping a little low here?
Man was caught smuggling sharks to Europe.....young
leopard sharks.......the man was a minister.......geeze
A public high school has banned the cheer USA during
competitions.....they say it is an insult.
New Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi blinked 25-30 times
per second during the President's State Of The Union Speech as
she and VP Cheney sat behind the podium.....journalists have
nothing better to do?
Teachers put an unruly child into a body sock to control
him. Hanging him from the door....Parents are upset and are
California law seeks to ban parents from spanking their
is the new spokesmen for Childhood Obesity in
America.....Gee....Isn't he a little overweight?....well, maybe
not for an ogre. Couldn't they have chosen Spiderman or Wonder
At Robert Redford's Sundance Film Festival, one movie
showed humans being VERY friendly with zoo animals and another
film showed the rape of a 12 year old girl.....both movies won
awards and rave reviews.....Geeze can movies get any
lower?....this is art?
At an Air Glider Contest in Australia, an air glider was
attacked by two eagles, causing her to crash land. She was not
seriously injured. She was attacked at 8,000 feet. A spokesmen
said, "Eagles are the sharks of the air."
are complaining that runway models are TOO THIN and very
unhealthy. Italy and Spain are trying to pass a law banning thin
models. Speaking of fashion.........supporting your favorite
politician is becoming Vogue.....notice the model wearing
"Hillary". Another big fad they are trying to push is wearing
horse heads, yes....dressing up like horses.....don't you just
love artists? Maybe the models are supporting Mr. Ed for
president.......or Flicka or Seabiscuit?
In Kansas City, a man stops to help a man get his car started
and the man steals HIS car.
A doctor, who wanted to gain favor with an exotic dancer,
gave her a human hand as a present. Weeks later, she was arrested for
displaying a human hand in her apartment.
In Texas, a 65 year old man was going for a walk and was
attacked by an angry pit bull. The man choked the dog to
death....Don't Mess With Texas.
In Japan, scientists have come up with a new
drink......called BILK......a mixture of beer and milk.
Pet authorities have rescued a 31 lb cat from it's owners
saying the cat was too fat.....They have named the cat Albertus
Magnus....Latin for Fat Albert......
TV ratings for the Super were the 2nd highest ever.
Science experts say the human skin is full of bacteria.
There are 182 different species of bacteria on the average
forearm. 8% of the species of bacteria are UNKNOWN.
A man was arrested for using a stun gun on a baby.......
Polar Bear experts say there are over 50,000 polar bears in
Northern Canada alone. The highest ever recorded, but Global
Warming experts are using the polar bears as symbols of the
earth's climate change crisis. The following picture has been
seen recently in the media....you can almost hear the two bears
crying for help.........but they do not show the entire picture....and
it is an ICE SCULPTURE, not an ice berg......and they NEVER tell
you that polar bears can swim OVER 100 miles. Iceland is
complaining that because of EXTRA ice this winter in the artic,
polar bears are making it to their country for the first time in
Scientists Have Perfected Images That Create Unbelievable
Pictures of babies in the womb.....Believe It Or Not.