Current Events
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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To honor the 50th Anniversary of the Barbie Doll, Mattel is making a Barbie Doll to look like Merkel, the leader of Germany. Now, I like Merkel, she is one of the few European leaders that I admire, but maybe the artists who designed the doll could be a little more accurate? Guess which is which….
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3 judges in California have ordered tens of thousands of prisoner to be let out of California prisons, they cited overcrowding. Gee, you think the crime rate may rise?
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General Motors is going to invest one BILLION dollars in Brazil. Hey, wait in minute, didn’t the taxpayers just give GM the money? and it goes to Brazil?
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Another of my heroes, Meg Whitman, the founder of eBay, announced she will run for Governor of California. She says she is tired of California not being able to run efficiently. Arnold must step down in 2010.
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The United Kingdom’s Environmental Czar has suggested that the Brits MUST ration (only those we choose, can fly) air travel………because of Global Warming.
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An alcoholic went on a two day binge in Florida, then fell over 100 feet from the top of a hotel’s fancy stairway…….He is now suing Marriot for selling him too much booze and having an unsafe staircase.
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A disgruntled student has reported his MOTHER to the police and accused her of psychological torture…….Wow, what did she do to him?….Well, she made him clean his room, bathe at least ONCE a week, and asked him to help pay the rent…………….Oh, he is 22 years old.
