• To honor the 50th Anniversary of the Barbie Doll, Mattel is making a Barbie Doll to look like Merkel, the leader of Germany. Now, I like Merkel, she is one of the few European leaders that I admire, but maybe the artists who designed the doll could be a little more accurate? Guess which is which….
     

• 3 judges in California have ordered tens of thousands of prisoner to be let out of California prisons, they cited overcrowding. Gee, you think the crime rate may rise?

• General Motors is going to invest one BILLION dollars in Brazil. Hey, wait in minute, didn’t the taxpayers just give GM the money? and it goes to Brazil?

• Another of my heroes, Meg Whitman, the founder of eBay, announced she will run for Governor of California. She says she is tired of California not being able to run efficiently. Arnold must step down in 2010.

• The United Kingdom’s Environmental Czar has suggested that the Brits MUST ration (only those we choose, can fly) air travel………because of Global Warming.

• An alcoholic went on a two day binge in Florida, then fell over 100 feet from the top of a hotel’s fancy stairway…….He is now suing Marriot for selling him too much booze and having an unsafe staircase.

• A disgruntled student has reported his MOTHER to the police and accused her of psychological torture…….Wow, what did she do to him?….Well, she made him clean his room, bathe at least ONCE a week, and asked him to help pay the rent…………….Oh, he is 22 years old.

Monday, February 9, 2009

• President Obama Bumps His Head!
  Now, I wonder if Saturday Night Live will portray him as a clutz, like GW?
  

• 16 illegal immigrants are suing a rancher, because he would not let them cross his land…..(I can’t make this stuff up)

• Scientists claim that TVs will be put into contact lens within 10 years.

• Psychosis experts claim that anxiety disorders are on the rise, because of Global Warming fears.

• Australia is having terrible fires set by arsonists, now Islamic terrorists are encouraging more fires be set. Now how can the Aussies defend against that? How can we?

• Budget watchdogs are predicting that Congress will eventually spend 9.7 TRILLION dollars in an attempt to “jump start” the economy. That is equal to having the government pay off 90% of all home mortgages in the country. So why not just do that? That would stimulate my budget.

• The latest bailout bill is approaching over 800 BILLION dollars, which is MORE than the Iraq War and the Afghanistan War COMBINED!!